whethervane

whethervane:

friendlytroll:

whethervane:

WE ARE STILL SO FUCKING ON FOR THAT. ILL DRESS IN DRAG I AINT GIVE A SHIT.
GOD I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT WITH YOU. YOU’D MAKE A GREAT MAX/MAXINE BIALYSTOCK, DUDE.

What do you think the Maxine version of a comb over is? Probably wearing wigs <33 I WOULD SERIOUSLY LOVE TO DO THAT Max is one of my favorites ever for real 

I KIND OF LIKE THE IDEA… of maxine WEARING a wig, but since it’s a little thin cuz *cough* she’s broke, also combing it over. y’know, just for good measure. (and to cover up how it’s thinned out from too much hair pulling…)

*pfnrk!* Oh gosh. yeah, she hocked the GOOD wigs AGES ago… and then sold half of THIS one too. Look just don’t touch the bobby pins allright. 

Also she still seduces little old ladies because *flips the birds into the sunset* 

whethervane

whethervane:

WE ARE STILL SO FUCKING ON FOR THAT. ILL DRESS IN DRAG I AINT GIVE A SHIT.
GOD I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT WITH YOU. YOU’D MAKE A GREAT MAX/MAXINE BIALYSTOCK, DUDE.

What do you think the Maxine version of a comb over is? Probably wearing wigs <33 I WOULD SERIOUSLY LOVE TO DO THAT Max is one of my favorites ever for real 

Re; Sweet Tooth. Or: someone draw me this tho.

  • friendlytroll: I think my favorite part is they're not drooling, they;ve just eaten so much (evil?) candy that they *produces evil treacle goo*.
  • gateaugrimoire: What is a treacle XD
  • friendlytroll: Oh! Sugar byproduct syrup. x3 Like super-light molasses.
  • friendlytroll: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treacle <3 AKA golden syrup. It's a sweet sugar byproduct
  • gateaugrimoire: oh god that's fuckin disgusting <3
  • friendlytroll: RIGHT. <33 Sweet tooth is SO GROSS and also how the shit did that even happen XD
  • gateaugrimoire: It's like if Frank N Furter was raised in fucking Candyland
  • friendlytroll: Motherfucker ate candy so hard they just... became the candy
  • friendlytroll: which, to be honest, I can *relate*
  • gateaugrimoire: wha- how? XD
  • friendlytroll: I just mean when you eat so much candy you feel kind of ill, but sugar-giddy. x3
  • gateaugrimoire: *snerk* Ahh yes <3
  • friendlytroll: *snrk* Candyland Frank-n-furter isnt a bad way to put it, too. I wanna see Sweet Tooths version of Rocky tho
  • friendlytroll: ....it might just be Strangeglove in a bikini bottom tho.