Trollish, but Friendly.

THE FACE OF BEAUTY

For my own reference. AKA: The continuing unstable adventures of Waruiko. 

My own liveblogging as I play persona 4, which includes sass, the most unstable verion of the protagonist probably yet held to, and eating whatever is in the fridge on hand. 

and it was a spring wedding

tmohzone:

Is it really, actually okay to dig on the creepy fictional bastards, or am I just deluding myself?

considering these are fictional characters, who don’t parse out to real world personalities and behaviors typically. it all is in the same place as fantasizing about dangerous situations. It has no real connection to willingness to genuinely engage in those activities. thats sexual sociology and psych classes talking. 

sexual kinks/fantasies do not equal sexual disorders/actual behavior. But i feel your pain worrying about it. 

I still havent shaken off realizing i find King Candy attractive, but only specifically while hes in the middle of trying to comitt a horrible crime. go figure. 

oops its be uncomfortably blunt with uncle Dojima time again

no its okay game just keep breaking my heart why don’t you

Yeah, non alcoholic, uncle. Not like my parents liquor cabnet has an easy to break lock or anything. 

Darkest joke of the night! Goodnight, everyone! 

Next time: Shamefully looked up social rank information put to use because HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

More crying over ayame and uncle!

further breezy summer fashion!

some girl works at a tofu shop I guess! 

yet more wierd in character freestyle prose!

still not the time for anyones burgeoning bisexuality!

oh jeeze Mrs Nakayama has that look moms ‘close friend’ Julie gets when I ask about her ex husband. 

well anyways

okay guys, im not saying if Ayames solo goes bad, or you guys are mean to her, that it means someone will be hurt but

im not saying I *don’t* have a list of addresses, a uncle in the police force, and a can or kerosene

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…….okay so this is where normaly id fawn a little but ah

no seriously, where the shit did kanji get a tattoo. 

did

did his mom sign a permission slip?

oh my god yosuke im just getting my uncle to file a restraining order now and save everyone the trouble later

nanako, when you grow up, and have a camping trip

im chaperoning

for so many reasons. 

Uncle im just uh curious

see theres this camping trip and

i cant explain why, but i could really stand to be in jail overnight friday

its for the sake of my health

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oh sweet mother of god am I glad that i came to supervise you two

i dont think is up to girls to know how to cook or w/e you guys can eat omlettes and casadias your whole life, no skin off my back

but

i really feel like if you cant tell a radish from a turnip something has gone horribly wrong

im worried

im really really worried

im more worried about yosuke tho. if i just lock him in his tent will anyone notice?

….PLEASE ASK ME FOR COOKING ADVICE oh god

Dear Mom and Dad, and also Moms ‘Close Friend’ Julie, and dads painting hobby. 

Address: Somewhere Thousands of Miles Away

I;m doing well out here. I’m learning a lot about local culture, and getting closer to my uncle and cousin. It’s kind of weird that I hadn’t seen my uncle since I was a baby, especially since his wife died. I really feel like we should have been at that funeral. I’d like to pass along uncles number to my therapist in the big city, if that’s okay. 

I made some new friends, most of whom are the kids of local business owners. I’ve never been clear on what dads company does, or why he has to talk to so many officials in other countries, but maybe we could look into opening a branch out here. I also got a part time job looking after kids, and met a nice young woman who gets the same look on her face auntie Julie does when I ask her about her ex husband. Keeping an eye on that one. 

Also, I kept up with my trumpet lessons like I said I would, but haven’t found the time to paint. I know you guys are going to be gone a whole year, but maybe you could visit during the summer? The river flats is really beautiful in the evening. 

In closing, you might be hearing some rumors about me being arrested, but there was no permanent record made, and I am not, repeat, not having the same problems as I was in my last school. 

I’ve been… feeling pretty good, here. 

I don’t need any spending money, but if mom could get the book she gave me when I was little about the birds and the bees sent here ASAP, I’d really appreciate it. 

Love, your son, Waruiko. 

P.S: Please turn down any interviews for national TV this year. I can’t say why. 

hey uncle, just out of curiosity, if you needed to hide a body, how would you do that?

…its… for… a school… project….?

Look Ayane really needs that solo, how do you re-sprain a boys arm. 

Wait is the magic I;m showing nanako just a rubber band slight of hand?

……i could just… summon a spirit of…. no? Ok. 

….Yukiki, I feel we’ve become closer. So I’ll tell you what I told Chie. say the word. fire is an option. 

Uncle taught me how to make it look like an accident! Sort of.