Hey, I need a piece of wood for something. Does anyone have one?
-> Just glue 30 sheets of paper together.
-> Maybe glue 28 together to take into account the thickness of the glue.
-> No, fold a sheet of paper in half slightly less then five times.
-> -> How do you fold slightly less than five times?
-> -> -> Four is less than five. Try that.
-> No one uses paper anymore. Use a 30 page PDF. I made one for you.
-> -> Wait, the pages are all next to each other on my monitor, but they should be on top of each other.
-> -> -> Try printing it out.
-> -> Hey, we could make a tree using a thousand-page pdf. Save the rainforests!
Engineers, man. Engineers.
mind the art student version of this would probably involve some sarcastic jokes about heres an axe theres the forest so